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GEORGE CARMEN HAS
BEEN CHARGED WITH 5 COUNTS OF "WORDRIOT" INSTIGATION, 4 COUNTS
OF ILLEGAL "FREETHOUGHT" ASSEMBLY, POSSESSION OF FREE WILL,
AND 2 COUNTS OF INDECENT EXPOSURE. HE HAS RECENTLY ESCAPED FROM THE
CHRISTIE-TODD-WHITMAN REPROGRAMMING CENTER #12 IN RAHWAY, NJ, AND IS
CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A MICROPHONE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO OUR SAFE,
HIVELIKE, MINDLESS EXISTENCES. GEORGE CARMEN HAS PERFECTED A MEDITATION
TECHNIQUE KNOW AS "THE KEY" WHICH ALLOWS HIM ACCESS TO THE
OTHER 95% OF HIS BRAIN, THUS THE EXTENT OF HIS POWERS ARE UNKNOWN. DO
NOT APPREHEND. WANTED FOR ILLEGALLY EMBEDDING SUBLIMINAL "3RD
EYE-OPENING" MESSAGES INTO THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM SIGNALS.
THESE MESSAGES WILL FORCE THE POPULATION TO TURN OFF THEIR TELEVISIONS,
AND GO OUTSIDE. POTENTIAL ECONOMIC DISASTER WOULD RESULT. ALSO WANTED IN
CONNECTION WITH SLACK FOR DEPROGRAMMING OF MEDIA INDUCED HYPNOTIC
PSYCHOSIS AND UNAUTHORIZED CONTACT WITH EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL ENTITIES. LAST
SEEN POSING AS A MIME IN N.Y.C. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION. VERY
SUBVERSIVE. VOCALIST. CAPRICORN.
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